Oogie Boogie

"….Either way, I uh…I missed you and stuff."

  "And stuff? aw babe!"

She rolled her eyes before bending down to snort up a line, rubbing at her nose. "You’d enjoy that too much."

"Okay I won't deny that."

   ”dude, what is wrong with you? if you want to     fight just throw a punch at me or something.     you’ll regret it, though.”

  "You mean it?" He asked, faking tears. "You'll go for blood, you promise?"

"Eat a dick."

"Present me on and I shall."

   ”totally. and i’m a werewolf that could rip your throat out.     get back to whichever mental asylum you came from,     mate.”

"Really? Great! I was hoping for a good fight."

"Why should I obey you?”

"Because who doesn't want someone to obey their every word?"

   ”i’m… not going to sit on a bench with a random     stranger. you look like a murderer. goodbye.”

"Oh, but that's the point, babe." He smiled, stepping in front of her. "I'm the boogie man, you see."

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"Hm. Make yourself useful and cut some of this up for me."

"Oh, so I obey you, now?"

      that’s the thing about having super-sensitive       hearing: you hear everything. and she’s pretty       sure this same noise has been following for a       while now. —— she’s definitely not in the mood       for being followed.

"Oh look, you caught me." He smiled, letting the once genuine grin fade into something broken and fake. "Care to sit down or shall I proceed?"

"What do you want?" She asked plainly as she cut up a fine line of powder.

"Just a little company, babe."

“Hah. I’m sure your story blows anyway.”

"Sure does," he laughed, winked, and mimed sucking a dick all in one motion.

"Where have you been?”

"I'll tell you when the time is right, babe."

"….Fuck off."

"Aw, I missed you too!"