According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
How about a suicide pact?
Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!
You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane.
We have “Hivo”, But it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease.
This sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?
So you’ll just work us to death?
You don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
We’re very proud of you son and a perfect report card; all B’s!
He’s no goodfella, He’s a BADfella!
Will some angel of mercy come crawl to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan.
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them!
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollarcoaster!
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN!
I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it!
Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances.
It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.
It’s not a tone, I’m PANICKING!
____ was looking at your résumé and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill.
Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them and now they’re on the road to nowhere.
Why is yogurt night so hard?
Yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black… Oh, black and yellow. Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.
Stand back! These are winter boots!
Yeah? Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
It turns out I can*not* fly a plane.
Thanks for the coffee. Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.
Do you know what a Cinnabon is? It’s bread! And frosting! And cinnamon! They heat it up! Really hot!
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