i am CrabSynth

Wenever They Loses at Ches

I Throes Th'Board Apon The Ground

idk if anyone will reblog this considering how the times when i tried to do similar things like this went, but meh

so there’s this game called spore where you can create weird looking monsters. if you reblog this i will make one based on your blog. so for example if you have a sparkly purple aesthetic blog the monster will be sparkly and purple. if it’s a fandom blog it might be related to that fandom. you get the gist of it.

they might look something like this:

or this:

and so on.

pleas mayk foar me a speshul frend;

whu looks lyk me frum front tu end.

he must hav claws with wich tu snap,

i graduuayted cobbler schoul!

tha buuts appoynted tu yor feet

Excuese me kaptin Gondolier,

Yor ship kollided with my rear!

Neckst time pleas wotch wich way yu steer,

Or I’ll aquaint yu with tru fear.

I jest; This old crab hoalds no gruge:

I'v no room in my hart foar wrath!

Besydes yu scrayped off yeers uf sluge!

thys i admet

i wunce skiped skuul

KING CRAB -

ATLANTIC GHOST CRAB - 

HALLOWEEN CRAB - 

SAND BUBBLER CRAB - 

HERMIT CRAB - 

BABY -

that sense we shayr thes blu hued earf

wif beests uf evri shap an’ siz

tu me a figyur did apeer

“YOU STAND BEFORE THE JUDGER OF INTENT"

“I SEE YOUR LOVE, HUNGER AND RESENTMENT”

“ALL MORTAL LIFE BIRTHS WITH ACCEPTED FLAWS”

“BUT YOUR INTENT, SMALL CRAB; HAS BROUGHT ME PAUSE”

if i wer a betting gesser

id bet thay deem’d me thair lesser

off thair hih horse them i did hoyst