The Cosmos

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

Fuck hiring managers! I applied for a really good job and interviewed well. They offered me the position and sent me the info for the background check. They wanted me to start right away so I gave my two weeks to my old employer. Now this new place has been jerking me around for 6 weeks even though I've passed the criminal and drug background checks. I worked in food service for 10 years and a lot of my old employers have gone out of business because of covid and they won't accept W-2s as proof of employment because it doesn't list the months that I worked there and since those businesses are no longer in business there's no one to confirm. So now it looks like I'm out of a job and I don't even qualify for unemployment 🤬

Since female mosquitoes drink our blood in order to lay eggs, you are technically blood related to a lot of mosquitoes.

hey, anyone got a nice house or apartment i could buy for like $6.18?

When you take 1 away from 2, you have 1, but when you take 1 choice away from 2 choices, you have no choice.

Employers want YOU to be grateful you have a job, but EMPLOYERS are never grateful for the employees they have

I’m not about that “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I have a heart. I’m human. Things affect me dude.