I've made a huge mistake

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM

before you comment "gym is already scary on its own" consider what the joke of the post is and consider whether multiple thousand people have already said it and consider what you would feel if multiple thousand people just repeated the punchline of your joke at you for years as if they came up with it and consider making a different comment im begging you im fucking begging you

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Hello, welcome to 2050, our gallery - oh, no, that art is not done with AI, the industry collapsed decades ago, but human artists have rediscovered the aesthetic and are using it ironically. Yeah they call it Neo-Modern AI Chic, they've been trying to recover surviving slop and put it in the archives. Oh, we're very into 2020s aesthetics now. You remember, Hyperlink Unburbia? Rustic Pseudo-Cryptid? Self-Care Shadowscape? You don't...know any of those? That's weird. They really define your time, is all, uh, and we're into it

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

“Banana!”

* day is fixed* 

ok. i super needed this.

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

ba-na-na

Despite the caption, I did not expect that dog to so clearly and loudly enunciate the word “Banana”.

but did they name it minion?

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Bro check it out. It's a drawing of an anime girl. But look closer. She is gaunt and has bags around her eyes. Further yet, she has an overall sullen, disheveled manner. Is that a cigarette? Perhaps a can of beer? That's fucking crazy bro. Holy fuck. Is that allowed? Normally girls are cute. Jesus Christ. That's so crazy man. Wow.