first as tragedy then as farce

I go hard in the motherfucking paint.

Dude, what if, like, everything out there, was in here.

Drink milk, love life.

You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl.

Fuck the matrix, I invented that shit.

Disregard sermon on the mount, acquire universal justification of the state grounded in the protection of private property.

It's not metaphysics if you misspell the words.

Breaking stuff is, like, cool.

Beneath the paving stones, your mother.

‎"Always trust the cops. It's not your fault you're too dumb to notice the difference between a revolutionary and a supervillain."

Why work on the gender gap when you could be working on your thigh gap?

Something is beautiful if it gives pleasure without internet

Freud thinks socks are vaginas; we think socks are more like potatoes.