Nico

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hey man, I can’t make it tomorrow. mom just told me I have to go into grandpa’s funeral barrow and fight his draugr for the family heirloom cursed sword. it’s probably going to be an all day thing. yeah, I know. I’m sorry.

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

I think it would be so funny if there was a show about King Arthur and the knight of the Round Table where a different knight(s) joins the Round Table every episode and it gets to the point where the cast is like 500 people and absolutely no one is acknowledging that there are like 400 people in this court. Like a gratuitous amount of knights. The plot randomly pivots to knight or knights of the week and then back but it’s not an anthology exactly. Some of them die the same day they join, some randomly disappear from the story and others are technically there for the rest of the series but doing fuckall. Occasionally Arthur will be like “Where has Sir Whatever gone?” and everyone will shrug. Very important quest surrounding the major knights you’re expecting and a minor knight no one has seen for 5 seasons randomly joins in. You need a knightly spreadsheet to join in.

This is all handled very dryly by all the other characters, except for Arthur who occasionally breaks the 3rd wall, addresses the camera and says something like “This is all very confusing.” when the plot hits maximum ridiculousness.

Evil music fills my heart with splendor

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

an ao3 author is never late, nor are they early; they post precisely when they mean to

no one can even enjoy The Character anymore on account of the exams

the speed of the reblogs... the trenches...

The USS Independence in 1962 and the USS George H.W. Bush in 2022 literally in love with the Amerigo Vespucci of the Italian Navy.