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@only-whelmed
It truly seems as though the supposed attendees are agog with methods of circumventing typical dance tradition rather than methods of being participatory within it. Hahaha!! I am going in a modified superboy outfit who am i to run tongue on it!!
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Oh dear. I certainly dont mean to threatening the integrity of your aesthetic, but that sort of sounds like a good thing i guess. Would it be out of decorum to say i am flattered at the sentiment?
see its your genuine sentiment thats throwwin me off here id say so but its not like i can stop people from feelin shit
noww if i could i believve this place wwould be a hell of a lot more enjoyable
Eridan Ampora: The Mood Master.
Along with that social control that would make for one heck of a superhero alias.
only-whelmed replied to your post “i really should be online more but”
But what?? You have me on the edge of my seat with anticipation for the answer eri. *Eats popcorn*
i swwear each time you comment on some shit a mine it gets me close to laughin an itll completely ruin my image a hatin basically evveryone in school jake
Oh dear. I certainly dont mean to threatening the integrity of your aesthetic, but that sort of sounds like a good thing i guess. Would it be out of decorum to say i am flattered at the sentiment?
This is what my hair looks like clean and dry with no product at all in it. I took this this morning before styling it.
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only-whelmed replied to your post:The dash is so dead today.
It has been like this for the last few days save for the reblogging of tumblr memes!! I am assuming that it is a lick of school pressure beginning to bite but i do not know how much longer i will be able to tolerate it.
It’s kind of unsettling. Like a ghost town. Usually there’s people buzzing on here all the time about something or another.
Our only suitable recourse is to reestablish reasons for people to want to post about whatever the frig they have on their minds. I have heard around the media grapevine that a good way to do this is to synthesize a caste hierarchy with divisions ranked upon either object possession or some brand of trending *aesthetic*. Then we begin to spread rumors and cause fighting within factions over who has the most cred relative to the system.
That or we could just do something interesting and wait for other people to feel discluded from the interesting thing but i think the former option is more closely related to an ideal strategium.
one time i drank a whole bottle of grape cough syrup i puked twice it was two months ago
Can I ask why you would put yourself through all the seven layers of hell like that.
i was bored and john said he would give me $50
I would like to put it out there that there are *nine rings of hell* to be accounted for ranging from limbo to treachery. I want to say this is paramount to heresy to common decency landing this pretty little sucker at the sixth circle.
Things certainly have been calming down around here now haven’t they been. Hahahaha THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
I will personally kick the pep into this entire school if i have to and lord knows that I have the means *and combat boots* to do so.
only-whelmed replied to your photo:I’m anime as hell, and not getting anyone else…
How cute! I am almost jealous that i am not under the weather now.
Don’t be, just get a cute mask and wear it anyway. No one says you can’t wear one for the sake of fashion.
*Places mask on in the name of fashion*
(You cant hear me clearly right now because the damned thing is muffling my voice but i am saying thank you meow!)
Did you know that mimicry is a behavioral habit of humans because we have a prolonged childhood (until 23 years of age) instead of inheriting adaptive mechanisms within the first two years or so of development? Neato magneto!
that is s0 neat :0
See you catch my flow here. Up top ara! *High fives*
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Did you know that mimicry is a behavioral habit of humans because we have a prolonged childhood (until 23 years of age) instead of inheriting adaptive mechanisms within the first two years or so of development? Neato magneto!
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“Whatever”
Once at the bottom of the stairwell, Jake turned to face Dave. “You’re saying that like you do not legitimately expect me to venture out toward the outskirts of the ground regularly. Within the first few days of habilitation in this school i quickly got bored of staying around the core areas and the outskirts prime themselves well for expeditions. That beut happened to be marked by a protuberance of a bone out from the ground, making it less a matter of stumbling and more a matter of immediacy.” And then he took to walking again.
He then laughed and bumped Dave with his elbow. “So have you and sollux slipped the hitch onto a minor knot yet? Proclaimed paramourism?”
“Well I’m not surprised. you love a good old adventure” when Jake asked about Sollux he rubbed the back of his neck, turning bright red “how the fuck does everyone know about Sollux and i. i never really mentioned it” even though its pretty damn obvious “and uh i asked him to the dance, he said yes….but its no big deal” it is to him “anyways that’s enough about me. you got your eye on anyone?” he was really just trying to find away to shift the conversation away from himself. he wasn’t that big of a fan of attention.
“A good old adventure? Am I an old man musing at a collection of doilies to you?” Jake laughed at Dave’s change in color, patting him on the back. “The ordeal really is quite blatant. I am usually slow to the catch in romantic matters that do not involve me personally. What a cute way to get together and i wish you both the best of luck!”
Jake looked at him during the question, shifting his attention to the sky as he walked out the door. “Lets see.....I’m rather fond of neytiri and laura and mystique and the opera singer from the fifth element and. A few others with no apparent connection. Does that solve the question for you?”
“Whatever”
“Blah blah blah, I do not need to hear even a vestige of naysaying on a legitimized hobby.” Jake let a fisted his hand fall to his hip. “And uh. I am not certain that the wording of that statement on my entertainment-lending abilities would be interpreted in the correct manner out of context, but I certainly can assuage that I can be of use in that department.”
He exhaled. “If you must know- aradia is preoccupied with a movie marathon and asked that i not intrude.” He asked at the door and quickly got told to shut up. “And you are the *second* most adept at matters of the sort. Naturally you were the most fit pick in line.”
He began to twirl his free hand around as if ushering someone to unwind a scroll. “There are five to seven different skeletal structures out there from what appears to be small mammals. The only curious thing is that they don’t appear to be frequently found skeletal structures in this area, and depending on the span of the rarity, could indicate that someone has been sneaking in creatures in greater quantity than once thought.” He then began to laugh. “Or did when they were alive. Who knows how long those things have been there!”
His hand halted its movement, falling down to his side, fisting to match is other on his hip. “Aside from some neat discoveries there may just be some other objects buried right down with them. Make haste!!”
And with that, Jake began to walk downstairs toward the exit, sliding along the curved railing of the nearest stairwell.
“oh mister english im honored” he sighed and he took off after jake. he wasnt planning to do much with the bones, getting dirt off the uniforms was expensive. everything just sticks to the cloth. “so uh, how did you stumble upon theses bones? sounds like they’re kind far out”
Once at the bottom of the stairwell, Jake turned to face Dave. “You’re saying that like you do not legitimately expect me to venture out toward the outskirts of the ground regularly. Within the first few days of habilitation in this school i quickly got bored of staying around the core areas and the outskirts prime themselves well for expeditions. That beut happened to be marked by a protuberance of a bone out from the ground, making it less a matter of stumbling and more a matter of immediacy.” And then he took to walking again.
He then laughed and bumped Dave with his elbow. “So have you and sollux slipped the hitch onto a minor knot yet? Proclaimed paramourism?”
“Whatever”
“Jesus fuck Jake” he almost ran right into the older boy before he managed to stop himself. “how fast did you run to get here? it takes you five minutes to walk here usually” he moved a bit so he wasn’t blocking the doorway to the classroom.”now im thinking that this was pretty damn urgent if you decided to fuckin sprint here. either that or its about movies. im hoping it isn’t the latter” the last time Jake had talked to him about movies it had taken up his whole lunch block. and Jake was only talking about the last ten minutes.
“Hahaha! As if i would have an approximate speed of travel for my sprinting offhand.” Silly Dave, what a silly thing to inquire about. “The matter is not about movies because while you are a better venting agent than your brother is by virtue of comparative scorn distribution- i came up with a dope concept g.”
Jake opened one of his hands, placing the other fisted one down into it. “The matter is at an imperative because if someone else finds the area first than the remains may be relocated. I need someone to come to the outskirts of the grounds with me to examine some bones. And who better to ask then our resident almost-but-not-really archeologist-by-virtue-of-class-selection?”
“alright im in.. as long as you don’t talk about movies. a guy can only take so much. besides i need to get my mind off some bullshit that’s happening and im sure you are very good at keeping a guy busy. i mean it would make a lot more sense if you asked aradia to accompany you but i will gladly join you today” i mean bones were interesting and stuff he just didn’t really like the outdoors. he didn’t go outside unless he was forced to, he was going somewhere, or on a a rare occasion where he would want fresh air for once.
“Blah blah blah, I do not need to hear even a vestige of naysaying on a legitimized hobby.” Jake let a fisted his hand fall to his hip. “And uh. I am not certain that the wording of that statement on my entertainment-lending abilities would be interpreted in the correct manner out of context, but I certainly can assuage that I can be of use in that department.”
He exhaled. “If you must know- aradia is preoccupied with a movie marathon and asked that i not intrude.” He asked at the door and quickly got told to shut up. “And you are the *second* most adept at matters of the sort. Naturally you were the most fit pick in line.”
He began to twirl his free hand around as if ushering someone to unwind a scroll. “There are five to seven different skeletal structures out there from what appears to be small mammals. The only curious thing is that they don’t appear to be frequently found skeletal structures in this area, and depending on the span of the rarity, could indicate that someone has been sneaking in creatures in greater quantity than once thought.” He then began to laugh. “Or did when they were alive. Who knows how long those things have been there!”
His hand halted its movement, falling down to his side, fisting to match is other on his hip. “Aside from some neat discoveries there may just be some other objects buried right down with them. Make haste!!”
And with that, Jake began to walk downstairs toward the exit, sliding along the curved railing of the nearest stairwell.
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“Whatever”
It’s no secret that Friday is the juxtaposition of classes ending and end of the week exhaustion. Jake idly poked around on a phone underneath his desk, his eyes only turning to the front of the room to stare at the clock ticking far too slowly for comfort. Five minutes remained until class ended. Five more minutes until he regained freedom of will. In the narrow moments of pressure, he began to sculpt an idea about how to use his time. It would be a stretch, but if he could gain Dave’s attention…Absolutely, it would need to be done.
As class let out, he sprinted out the door, adjusting his backpack over his shoulder as he skidded to a halt in front of Dave leaving his next class.
“Daaaaave! Glad i friggin caught you man. Albeit not in the most graceful of forms.”
“Jesus fuck Jake” he almost ran right into the older boy before he managed to stop himself. “how fast did you run to get here? it takes you five minutes to walk here usually” he moved a bit so he wasn’t blocking the doorway to the classroom.”now im thinking that this was pretty damn urgent if you decided to fuckin sprint here. either that or its about movies. im hoping it isn’t the latter” the last time Jake had talked to him about movies it had taken up his whole lunch block. and Jake was only talking about the last ten minutes.
“Hahaha! As if i would have an approximate speed of travel for my sprinting offhand.” Silly Dave, what a silly thing to inquire about. “The matter is not about movies because while you are a better venting agent than your brother is by virtue of comparative scorn distribution- i came up with a dope concept g.”
Jake opened one of his hands, placing the other fisted one down into it. “The matter is at an imperative because if someone else finds the area first than the remains may be relocated. I need someone to come to the outskirts of the grounds with me to examine some bones. And who better to ask then our resident almost-but-not-really archeologist-by-virtue-of-class-selection?”
“Whatever”
It’s no secret that Friday is the juxtaposition of classes ending and end of the week exhaustion. Jake idly poked around on a phone underneath his desk, his eyes only turning to the front of the room to stare at the clock ticking far too slowly for comfort. Five minutes remained until class ended. Five more minutes until he regained freedom of will. In the narrow moments of pressure, he began to sculpt an idea about how to use his time. It would be a stretch, but if he could gain Dave’s attention...Absolutely, it would need to be done.
As class let out, he sprinted out the door, adjusting his backpack over his shoulder as he skidded to a halt in front of Dave leaving his next class.
“Daaaaave! Glad i friggin caught you man. Albeit not in the most graceful of forms.”
