What A Mess

This is one of the best yet!! 😅😅

I still have no idea what he’s accomplished or why he’s claiming to be 39 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

Well that is a drastic change in messages 😅

Whatever happened to originality?!

Whoa whoa whoa! Simmah down 😳

Really?! That’s what a birthday party horn comes across as for you? Ok then 😬

🤦🏻‍♀️

Well if that’s not a turn on.... oh no. It’s not! It’s a red flag- that’s a turn AROUND! 🛑

I think the poor grammar just added to my annoyance with this message 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

Whoa whoa whoa.... calm down there buddy 😳

“Mmmmm”? Like I’m a freakin meal?! This guy 🙄

I should’ve known when he said “hi cutie bootie” 🤦🏻‍♀️

Do you play? 🙄

Wishing you and your buddy the best of luck on that search for a heart of gold 😳

I speak fluent sarcasm 🙄

Your pashion is just too much for me to handle 🙄