robot rock

we need less normal porn on this site. more pictures of industrial machinery

i think thundercracker would get super into wrestling tbh. i know the obvious joke is he Doesn't Get Kayfabe or whatever but no, he does, i think. but the extremely heightened writing and presentation just reads to him as the pinnacle of High Art. he takes it so so seriously. wrestling promos immediately realise that a gigantic famous alien robot attending their matches who gets SUPER INTO IT is a fucking GOLDMINE in terms of crowdshots and he is promptly invited to every major event ever so they can take advantage of this. he never has to pay for a ticket again

relatedly, there is no fucking way that post-canon, with lots of cybertronians living on earth, cybertronian wrestling does not immediately become one of the biggest entertainment booms of the century. who the fuck wouldn't watch that

megatron a real freak for letting his murderous second in command clean and hold him in gun mode. "hey i know you fucking hate me because i constantly downplay your capabilities in front of everyone, and dangling your position of leadership in front of your face, but can you clean me up while i'm at my most vulnerable moment for a sec? i just think it's so hot that you assist me knowing you can kill me anytime by splitting me in half. thanks."