five by now probably

Also, we should mention the fact that they got married more lol!

Me reading this part of the Mortyism wiki page

How often and how many times throughout how many dimensions can a 70 year old man do questionable things to his grandsons ass?

The answer is apparently enough times that the Mortys formed an Anti Rick Abuse Victim Cult where its seriously part of their scripture to remind them that no, you should NOT "allow" ur grandpa to touch ur ass

matching couple shirts for you and your grandson when you go on apocalypse bar crawls to hook up with people, inspired by the canon fact that rick just does shit like that and they both enjoy it

Also I wonder how much losing his empathy has changed Morty? Like obviously he was a lot more comfortable killing a bunch of aliens but how far does that extend? Does he still want to do good in general or is he more apathetic now? And at the end where he didn’t enjoy the Pokémon cards is he like devoid of other feelings too or just empathy?

Superfan Mortys are like women who like Andrew Tate. Think about it– they were part of the Citadel, exactly when Ricks were treating Mortys like literal inferior things to mock & use