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Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who absolutely traded their freshman abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Drop your best college glow-down and gain stories.

Look at this fucking pig, the only person on this beach who’s actually implementing the ‘all-inclusive’ part of the package by trying to consume the entire resort's inventory by weight. You’re not on a vacation, you’re on a conquest. You’re treating the buffet like a competitive sport, and based on the way your swimming trunks are screaming for mercy, you’re winning. Those trunks aren't even clothing anymore, they’re just a fabric tourniquet trying to hold back a landslide of lard. And please, stop trying to ‘discreetly’ cover yourself with those snug swimming trunks. You aren’t hiding anything, you’re just giving us a preview of the landslide. Every time you breathe, your love handles droop so low they’re practically greeting the sand. You’ve got so much jiggle going on that if you tripped, you’d probably bounce all the way back to the airport without needing a shuttle. Look at those flabby mantits. They aren't just squishy, they have their own zip code. They’re swaying in the breeze like two pale, doughy pendulums marking the time until your next sugar crash. Your chest is basically a soft-serve machine made of disappointment and saturated fats. You’re sitting there slamming milkshakes, cocktails, and beer like you’re trying to hydrate a drought-stricken continent, but let's be real, the only thing ‘all-inclusive’ about this trip is the way your pudgy paunch includes everyone within a five-foot radius in its orbit. You aren't a tourist, you're a biological hazard. By the time you check out, the hotel is going to have to charge you a 'structural integrity fee' for the reinforced chairs you've spent the week flattening. Even your fancy shirt isn't able to hide that bulging paunch of yours, fatso. Maybe you have to search for your dignity again somewhere between your squishy fat rolls.

this before and after

I swear this just fit! What the hell am I doing to myself? (Sorry my mirror is so dirty)

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Look at this fatso! This tubby influencer used to be a fit guy, but it seems like the social media life is blowing him up big recently. The people in the comments were equally reckless, just as his snug waistbands around his growing waist. “I was under the impression you were ripped”, someone wrote. His answer “I was 😂😂” is actually hilarious. Some other funny reactions were “Bro put some weight on” and “He needs to go back to the gym”. I think they’re very right, chubbs. It’s time to go back to the gym or you’re gonna be obese soon.

Urp... esto es bulking... no se preocupen

Some more photos of this mysterious man

insta source: amiko.gogia

His gf was into feederism and gaining... he got fat for her, insane

also please don’t be a creep in his comment section!!!