I hate to do this again, but I really need help. For most of May, I was seriously ill and unable to work, which has caused me to get behind on my rent, on top of getting a ticket the other day. I need help getting funds so I can stay housed and fed, and I don't really have many other places to turn. Ideally, I'd need about $400 to make sure I can cover the rest of what I owe my landlord and pay off the ticket, but anything you can spare would help immensely. I despise owing people and taking handouts, so if there's anything I can do in return, I'd gladly do so to ease the weight from my mind of feeling like I owe people back.

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show