"Such a PLEASURE to make your acquaintance."

>Indie. >Semi-selective. >Crossover/OC friendly. RULES ABOUT MUN ASK

“Humans disgust and disappoint me all too frequently” ((What’s wrong this time Sha-  Ah, yeah.  That’s uncomfortable on so many levels.))

“Bold of you to assume I’ll just let a buffoon with a razor anywhere near me.”

"No"

"Is THAT what the complaining was about this time? Well. At least now he'll cease, probably not. A guy can dream."

"I'm usually not one to accept gifts from people I do not know, but I will make an exception this ONE time~" ((he just really wants that good juice))

"Yes yes, I know I'm wonderful. As for my day, it's still early into it. So Who knows. The break was nice however."

“Guess who’s awake dear people!  I’m positive you all missed me oh so much!  Even though I didn’t really miss you. (God dammit.  Anyway yeah, I’m gonna TRY about being active here again!)

“Wah” ((Art by @magnetiix​!  Thanks so much Willow!))

“My my, i see Metal’s temper reared it’s sharp, bladed head in my slumber. I supposed I should let Master Wily know that a door is in need of replacement. Again.”

"It all depends on if I am still working on a task set by Master Wily or not. If I am, I finish it. If I'm not, I tend to my own business."

"I usually prefer to drink it straight, however! I do sometimes add a celery stick to go with it. I like the crunch."

"If it is not a tomato of some kind, I am not wishing to partake in your foolishness."

"I once dressed up as Dracula, 'cause why not? Other than that, I don't dress up. I am already a PERFECT match for the holiday!l~"

“Oh good, they were fighting.  What a shock.”