Bee Movie is on netflix so I watched the whole thing
Bees in the movie live in a western-human-style society, complete with two-parent households and college etc, but they still make constant jokes about what bee societies are like in real life
References are made at the beginning of the film to the fact that bees have very short life spans and the main bee characters in the movie are expecting to live for another week at most, but then the movie itself takes place over several weeks or possibly months and they donāt seem to age or die
yes. yes, the bee presumably fucks the human woman
sheās, like, into him, sexually
I know that the weirdness of that is like a central part of why this movie has become a meme but listen: you canāt understand how truly off-putting that whole plot point is until youāve actually watched it play out in front of your own eyes
the woman is married, too, so like, she has an emotional affair with a bee that drives her husband away in a scene where she tells him thatĀ āheās the nicest bee Iāve met in a long time,ā implying that sheās, like, known other bees on a personal level, to which he responds,Ā āwhat are you talking about?ā and you think heās going to point out the obvious absurdity of her statement but instead he continues with,Ā āare there OTHER bugs in your life?!ā
all the bees are heavily coded as Jewish, and thereās a scene where Jerry Seinfeldās bee parents are like,Ā ādo you have a girlfriend? I hope sheās bee-ish! Sheās not a wasp, is she?ā because⦠you know⦠wasp⦠WASP⦠get it
there is a Bee Larry King, who is played by Larry King and is, like, literally Larry King but a bee
did I mention that in the beeās society, all the bees choose/are assigned honey-production jobs that they will work every day until they die, except like, there is evidence that other jobs exist - there is bee television, for instance, which would presumably require like, bee camera crews and bee producers and bee actors etc etc, so like, which bees are working those jobs? how does that work??
apparently in the world of this movie all you have to do to sue the entire human race is mail a letter
the whole court case comes down to the fact that no human being who isnāt a bee keeper has ever heard of a bee smoker and they all find it barbaric and horrifying
bee smokers in this world contain, like⦠nicotine and tar? like all the ingredients of actual commercial cigarettes?Ā
beekeepers in this world all hate bees, there is a scene where two beekeepers are making conversation with each other and their whole conversation is just about how much they hate bees, interspersed with manic cackling
instead of deliberating and coming back with a verdict the jury concludes the court case by just chantingĀ āFREE THE BEES!ā until the judge yells,Ā āI FIND IN FAVOR OF THE BEES!!!!āĀ
AND THAT ISNāT EVEN THE END OF THE MOVIE thereās still like 20 minutes of plot I just
I canāt go on, Iām sorry
I may never be the same




















