The adventures of Serena and Darian

So I just. This is the best toy.

This is the satisfyer pro 2. It’s body safe, water proof, cordless, easy to clean, and has 11 settings. And of course it’s pretty.

If I hadn’t edged, I would have orgasmed in 2 mins.

Normally, I need the hitachi (with the speed controller) on high to cum that fast. Even then, I get numb, overstimulated, or that itchy feeling that happens with intense vibration. I love my hitachi, but holy f u c k

This lovely motherfucker right here uses suction and pulsing to bring your cunt to climax.

You just move your pretty labia out of the way, put the silicone head around your clitoris, and turn it on. Using a little water based lube or spit to reduce friction is helpful.

It’s not like pussy pump suction, so don’t be worried about bein poofy or swollen.

The first setting is so gentle, and it goes up ten more levels of intensity. Even with edging, I couldn’t get past 3. I didn’t have time.

This sweet precious baby ran me $53 on Amazon, with free prime shipping. Sorta spendy, but SO worth it. Do your clitoris a favor.