my standards
guy/girl: hey, do you want to date?
me: i’m sorry, but the fact that you are not alfred f. jones hinders my ability to say yes.
@somebratinamask
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my standards
guy/girl: hey, do you want to date?
me: i’m sorry, but the fact that you are not alfred f. jones hinders my ability to say yes.
@somebratinamask

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Hi ! How are you doing ? Its been awhile since you published anything so I was wondering if you're okay
i am doing okay !
i;m in college full time and working a part-time job at a hospital and trying to have a social life and uhhh yeah.Â
I used to write All The Time when I was in high school instead of doing, like, homework. But now that I Pay For School, I have a little more incentive to spend a few hours on homework instead of fanfiction.Â
Which is good. And bad.Â
Almost all fanfiction currently published was written from freshman-junior year of high school, so I’ve spent just as much time not writing fanfiction in the last few years as I spent publishing everything I have. It’s weird to think about how it was just a big part of my life, and now it’s something I hardly ever do.Â
I’m premed w/ a political science minor and i’m TRYING to get a physics minor, too, all crammed into four years, on top of applying to medical schools this coming fall and taking the MCAT over the summer.Â
I am working (sort of) on a Ger / Italy fic, but it’s long if it ever gets finished. I could post the first chapter, if just to publish something. It’s not v good and the odds of it being completed any time soon are Slim To None, but if people are interested, I’ll post the first chapter.Â
I would like to say that I might work on fanfiction over the winter break. But I have another fanfiction commitment to another fandom that will likely take up most of my time at least until the New Year.
I am also working full time over the winter break. I may also be doing some Extra Trig Homework for Funsies. So, I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up.
I miss writing, I’ll say that. I miss creating something that people enjoyed, and expanding my word count. But real life Be Like That sometimes.
I am also sort of working on some original fiction stuff, but I have less than 500 words of that lmao.Â
But again, if people are interested, I can post what I have for this GerIta AU. Or the original fiction stuff. Or I can descend back into the void.Â
Long term goals would be to rewatch the anime and maybe start writing again.Â
Thank you for asking. <3
I'd hate that outfit too if i was Romano
spain doesn’t cater to things like “””””fashion””””
Imagine Alfred giving Ivan a blowjob, licking and sucking his erection like a popsicle. Ivan is a growling and panting mess, hands tangling roughly into those golden locks, legs quivering, Alfred going just slow enough to stave off an orgasm. It’s simply divine.
And then he bites it.

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how do you know so much about aquascaping competitions
My boyfriend’s fish tank.Â
XD
#god i fuckinf lvoe this
Now let’s not get our hopes up but I’m going to try and publish some fanfiction
boring sad bureaucrat germany is canon
Alfred: [beltches in Matthew’s face]
Matthew: I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY

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lucky me
I found a mutual from a while ago on the Hetalia Writers Discord tonight đź’› ( @writingandchocolatemilk )
[ curls into ball ]
smooch smooch
[ bangs pots and pans ]
SOOOOOON RUS AND AME
me: [learns about chesstalia]
me, immediately: i would love to plot a story for this for a comic and fulfill my life long dream of plotting a comic story
me: [eats iceream instead]
now taking applications for people who want to listen to me complain about my wips and tell me i’m not a failure at writing apply within
@romanope described me in literally the worst yet most accurate way possible and if i had to read it you do too

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friend: you never branched out from your fandoms, you’ve been in the same two since you were 14
me, sitting in the soup that is the fucking hetalia fandom, slowly mummifying into an ancient creature no one can fathom nor remember: u insulting me or some shit
[waves as I descend into the void] happy first day of school