Painted Nails, 2016

angsty af texts

[text]: I’m not talking about this with you anymore I am so mad [text]: So you decide to treat me better AFTER you break up with me…yeah, no. Not gonna happen. Lay off. [text]: FYI telling a person to calm down is about the LEAST productive thing one could do! [text]: Do you seriously have that little respect for me? [text]: You’re a piece of shit. [text]: Take a hint – I want nothing to do with you. [text]: I hate that bitch. [text]: I don’t think this is how you treat someone you love [text]: You have to take me back. Please. [text]: I don’t like to leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and insecurities. [text]: It’s like you didn’t even realize what you said was immensely fucked up. [text]: I also broke up with my [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other] tonight [text]: What does it say about my self-esteem if I continue this? [text]: I just don’t really feel like being your secret. [text]: I just feel like no matter what I say it’s not correct [wrong number text]: I think I’m gonna break up with [your muse]…I’m done. [wrong number text]: [Your muse] just pissed me off so much.

flirty af texts

[text] Well, let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It’s every girl’s dream. [text]: I’m sorry I asked to make out with you last night [text]: So you don’t remember asking if you could kiss me? [text]: Is it gay if I had sex with a guy during a threesome? [text]: You have to love more than my vagina to be boyfriend material [text]: I get nervous saying so in person, but I thought you were pretty adorable [text]: Good morning. It’s [your muse’s name], the cutie you met on Tinder. [text]: If we’re both single by the time we’re 30, let’s elope. [text]: You’re not single, are you? [text]: I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in [text]: Here’s an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night. [text]: Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that’s not winning at life idk what is [text]: Hey so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend? [text]: We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers…so that’s how my Thursday is going [wrong number text]: Do you think [your muse] would say yes if I asked them out for drinks? [wrong number text]: Holy crap [your muse] is fucking hot [wrong number text]: To quote Rachel Green, [your muse] is so pretty, I could cry [wrong number text]: I could never talk to [your muse] … [he/she/they] is so cute I’d be so embarrassed.

friendship af texts