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aries: the split second before something hits you in the face

taurus: projectile vomit

gemini: seeing someone outside your window at night

cancer: an abandoned house

leo: an angry 4 year old

virgo: first day of highschool

libra: almost spraying perfume in your eye

scorpio: when you fall and nearly die

sagittarius: getting lost in the middle of nowhere

capricorn: paper cuts

aquarius: the haunting fact that the world is dying

LEO, VIRGO 

I am beautiful because I’m aware of my flaws 

AQUARIUS, SAGITTARIUS 

I am fearless because I learnt to tell illusion from reality 

TAURUS, ARIES 

I am wise because I learn from my mistakes 

GEMINI, PISCES 

I love because I have felt hate 

CAPRICORN, SCORPIO 

I laugh because I have known sadness 

Z O D I A C G U I D E  / /  I G

Aries: 5, 19, 21

Taurus: 4, 14, 24

Gemini: 6, 16, 28

Cancer: 12, 15, 21

Leo: 5, 14, 25

Virgo: 14, 19, 25

Libra: 9, 21, 25

Scorpio: 4, 21, 30

Sagittarius: 2, 12, 29

Capricorn: 9, 15, 29

Aquarius: 10, 19, 24

Aries: Oftentimes it is not you who gets to decide wether your butt looks good or not, though you do get the tiebreaker.

Taurus: Cynicism and optimism have their place. That place is mashed together into a confusing Frankenstein of a conversation. Gotta keep people on their toes.

Gemini: Your toothbrush is a mimmic, a mimmic that really cares a lot about your dental hygiene.

Cancer: There is magic in cleaning your home. Not fiery kaboom type magic, more the now your house is clean kind of magic.

Leo: As you sit there, thumbing through your phone, something watches you. Something with dead eyes and rotted legs. Do not look up, it will see that as a sign of aggression.

Virgo: Whatever is carving your name into your belonging will stop if you read up on financial literacy, seriously debt management is important.

Libra: Look “dress for success” does not mean “cover yourself in gold paint”. The stars and I see what you were going for though.

Scorpio: Watch your tongue. It has its own agenda.

Ophiuchus: Due to a clerical error, all Ophiuchans can talk to cakes form the next two weeks or so if they concentrate real hard.

Sagittarius: Invoke your right to duel. Invoke it without warning or cause. Kill people with a rapier. Kill unsuspecting people with a rapier.

Capricorn: When all falls apart, follow the money.

Aquarius: I don’t care if it works, a thong is a silly thing to enchant.