Shall We Dance Upon The Stars?

When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are going to be be right about that.

Hey Leslie. It’s Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.

I fell in love with Jess the moment she walked through the door.

As a wise woman once said to me: ‘Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.’

Let’s get divorced. That way, we can get married again.

In a world on the brink of financial meltdown, in a town unlike any other, an adorable man with a cute face and the future president of the United States went from being friends to being so much more.

I got a really great deal on Craigslist. I got all of you.

I don’t know what I’m doing emotionally or, let’s be honest, sexually.

I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.

You and I not being together does not make sense to me.

I am Beyoncé, always.

Pamcasso! Sorry I’m late. I had to race across town. Wow! You did these? Freehand? My God, these could be tracings. Look at this one. Wow! You nailed it. How much? What do you mean? I don’t see a price. You want to buy it? Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there’s my window. And there’s my car! Is that your car? That is our building. And we sell paper. I am really proud of you.

I can’t believe I’ve known you 20 years and you’re still my favorite person to talk to.

Bird in flight // Happy landing (1/2/3)

The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends.

You know what would be nuts? If I brought my cat, Ferguson, as a date.

I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.