One Cube Over

"is dat my skin?! Ohh, Lowed I need lotion!" Good Gawd! mmmmmhmph"

Isn’t dat how dey be treatin da women. ‘You want a large fry?! You want how many nuggets?! Damn, bitch!’

(1) What's that you got? (2) Chicken BBQ. (1) Don’t you mean BBQ chicken?! It's gotta have the BBQ FIRST! (2) It's got coleslaw on it…

I'm sick of deez Haynes, I'm tryin to get dem up scale shits. But they don't make 'em in boxers an shit. It's not like I'm allowed to be poppin' open boxes and tryin them shits on in da store. I guess if you see a bulge while I'm walkin' 'round da streets den you know!

I don't know much about the dude, other than he piles the cologne on though. I've only met him a few times, but he bathes in that shit. I also heard the dude's lazy, definitely question his work ethic...

(1) I'm done for the day, Rich. (2) Yeah? Me too, lets go. What time is it? (1) 1:30. (2) Cool.

Gay pride? He was all like 'we should start a straight pride.'

Rich look like a damn runaway slave he sweatin' so bad.

It's so hot outside. Yeah. James look like he committed a crime or somthin' like he was about ta die or some shit.

(1)[Coughing] (2)You alright over there? (1)Yeah. (2)Need some halls? (1)Naw. (2)Want some gummy bears? (1)[pause] No man! Don't eva ask anotha man if he want some damn gummy bears! (2) [pause] Want some fruity pebbles...

She look cute as hell. I've never seen her stand up. I only seen her at her desk. This time I seen her at the elevator. She had hips and her waist... Her hair was brown or some shit.

How good is these cupcakes if they charge $24 for a dozen?!

I was like, why the hell ain't he axe her already? Den, I was like, he already axed her and she said no! (laughing)

(1) You just sat there the entire day? (2) No man, I did work. Not a lot of work but some. (1) Damn, you a tard!

That big white dude is goin up to New York to buy some super sought after pair of sneakers that he can turn around and sell on eBay for $2k

This is all I'm packin up, fuck this shit.

You figure out how to do this shit? What? That shit she told us to do... No. Fuck that shit.