Hufflepuff And Slytherin

- first of all, the slytherin

- the biggest social outcast ever

- that “end of second semester” mood, but all the time

- and the hufflepuff would be the happiest little jelly bean

- they’re the last people anyone expected to get together

- it takes a little time but eventually ppl are so used to it they would actually die if they ever broke up

- slytherin always acts so tough but they cry around hufflepuff

- and hufflepuff is so protective of their slytherin like an angry little hedgehog

- they’re always together, hufflepuff dragging slytherin’s ass to parties and quidditch matches

- “it’ll be fun!”

- “no”

- “please?” *puppy eyes*

- *giving up* “fuck you”

- pillow fights

- eating ice cream and hufflepuff getting a brain freeze and looking so adorable slytherin can feel them self falling for them

- slytherin dropping things on purpose just so they check out hufflepuff

- and hufflepuff knows it

- “[slytherin], I want to take our relationship to the next level”

- “um..”

- “I want to raise a house plant with you!”

Hufflepuff: *taking a buzzfeed quiz but accidentally closes the tab*

Slytherin: *texts huff right at that instance*

Huff: SLY >:0 I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PIE I AM

Sly: a cutie-pie

Hufflepuff: hey man I got the shit

Hufflepuff:

Looks like a cinnamon bun but could actually kill you: Hufflepuff

Looks like a cinnamon bun and is actually a cinnamon bun: Gryffindor

Hufflepuff: Do you want a hug?

Slytherin: No.

Hufflepuff: Okay…

Slytherin: *stands up and hugs Huff*

Hufflepuff: *gives Sly little pats* It’s okay, don’t worry.

Losing a round of gobstones on purpose because you refuse to tell Ben that you won’t be friends if he loses.

Refusing to tell Rita Skeeter anything about Merula (even though you hate her).

Trying to level all your friendships equally.

Slytherin: No, coffee helps depression.

Hufflepuff: That's not tr-

Hufflepuff: No.

Slytherin: *organizing Professor Snape’s potions while standing on a ladder to reach the highest cabinets and shelves*

Hufflepuff: *suddenly appears from below him* Hello!

Slytherin: *jolts in fear and tightly grips the ladder as it shakes*

Hufflepuff: Oh Merlin! I’m so sorry. *climbs onto ladder to reach him* There, there *pats his fluffy head of hair softly and climbs back down*

Slytherin: There’s no need for that..I wasn’t even that frightened. *slowly descends from the ladder too*

Hufflepuff: No, I’ll take credit, it was my fault.

Slytherin: *still significantly taller as he reaches the ground* Well.. *bends down and boops her nose with his finger* You’re still apologizing for nothing. I just didn’t expect you to be there. *walks away and out the door*

Gryffindor: I’m 21. My success in cleaning my room is not dependant on a chocolate bar.

Hufflepuff: *puts chocolate bar back* Okay.

Hufflepuff: …

Slytherin: *crying over some cat rescuing videos*

Hufflepuff: Do you need hug?

Slytherin: What? No!

Hufflepuff: Are you sure? Cause you really look like you need a hug.

Slytherin: Yup.

Ravenclaw: They said no.

Slytherin: Also yup.

Ravenclaw: …so you made mac n’ cheese.

Slytherin: Go on.

Ravenclaw: And they came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-

Slytherin: Took my fucking mac n’ cheese back from that son of a bitch and told them to make their own damn cheesy noodles.

Ravenclaw: But when Huff asked for some…?