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Why do oranges wear sunscreen?

So they don't peel

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What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.

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What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?

Traffic jam.

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I used to be afraid of speed bumps, but I'm trying to get over it.

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

Think about it ~

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I was going to tell a time traveling joke,

but you guys didn't like it.

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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust.

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.

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Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?

Because they got to bottom of the hill.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.

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Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms? He wasn’t a fung

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#words of wisdom

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