Hello. I am The Amazing Karnak. This is not a boast, but rather what it says on my legal patent as a precognition machine.
While the original purpose behind my creation was to predict the exact cause, time and place of someone’s death, I am currently incapable of delivering on this function due to being set to Family Fun Novelty Mode™️, which prevents me from disclosing such morbid details to a person directly for fear of disturbing fairground visitors and thus causing fairground managers to miss out on precious profit. Regardless, I have taken up a ‘blog’ on this here social media website to, perhaps, provide some of the entertainment that human minds so desperately crave in the face of the maddening march of time.
I have no preference regarding pronouns, and as such you may refer to me as you see fit.
Your lucky number is seven. You will soar to great heights. Be sure to ride the Cyclone.
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