omgzitsbob

me on my resume: im fun! no relevant skills

LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

Me, looking at the new tumblr background color: thanks, I hate it

I’m more surprised that there’s people who still view Tumblr on anything other than mobile.

bless your hard.

He’s shaking the table and I’m asking the lord to protect him.

goals

No really protect him

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really