can i doordash you a hamburger, goddess

they should invent a me without all the anxiety

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️

im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

reblog if you wanna be cuddled oh so gently and lightly kissed on the neck

little succubus sex demon gf 🤝 can you chill we just fucked bf

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent