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@PeeteeOnYou What sucks about being a geek isn't that you don't get laid easy but that you're the go to guy for free tech support. #OMGImGeekChic

@MedusaInDespair #OMGThandieNewton

@Scotchaholic Atheism, my friend, is not what you think. It ain't easy to make people not believe in an imaginary friend they were born with. #OMGTwoUnrelatedStatements

@AwryAditi Its that time when people will realize that Kim Jong il is not the pickled cabbage that comes before starters at a Chinese restaurant. #OMGProjection

@AmoghRanadive Katrina Kaif was offered 2 crores for 30 minutes at a NYE party. I don't know about you, but Dominos Pizza may have been slightly cheaper. #OMGOpenMic

@Sidin High fives all round. Book 2 has just sold more than book 1. Already. Yay. #OMGBodyguard2

@Rec_This I wish I get a lady who doesn't know how to cook, clean the house and handle kids, because that's what I want to do, for her. #OMGQuadriplegicMatrimony

@BoozeandShooze Pinea paal or stoviry milk chek. #youprefer http://yfrog.com/kgwgpzbj #OMGISpellBetterThanWaiters

@PabloVikasso Some people keep putting you down because they're threatened by you and need to make themselves feel better. You should feel sorry for them. #OMGBergesHatersGottaHate

@TheTanmay Look! @stupidusmaximus showed up on my Zite front page! http://t.co/dorpWJPx #OMGCelebs

@JackInTheBoxWW 650K + views & growing by the second. A massively viral video. So proud of the gang at JITB for pulling this off... http://fb.me/1gF9WwTnJ #OMGWeMakePandasSneeze

@NH7 What Pentagram does to @mojorojo! @pentagr4m http://twitpic.com/7gciml #OMGCelebs

@MihirFadnavis Hey @Gizmodo, give your writers specialised rubber keyboards, so it's easier for them to type their articles while sucking on Apple cock. #OMGExpertAdvice

@JokeExplained Facebook statuses is where Twitter jokes go to die. #OMGThoseWhoTeach

@SatanBhagat Wheel of fortune. http://lockerz.com/s/156125127 #OMGWilsonCollegeHumour

@SmokingsKills Just got denied a glass of water at The Boat Club. Never returning. #OMGKaraokeModerationWin