Itâs crossovers and fusions on tropchallenge this week, and Iâve been unable to get rid of the image of Dean Winchester trying to persuade Sam that they should steal Bitty so he can make pies for them forever, while Castiel and Jack stand there scowling in the background.
Gonna bullet point it because I am a) lazy and b) not able to write a full thing for this.
But basically the Winchesters are at Samwell because of some monster they got wind of (maybe a weird ass psychic came up to them in a diner and tipped them off, all while mumbling about AUs and always being the plot device, never the main character).Â
So they hightail it to Samwell and narrow down the events to one street.
Of course at first they think itâs the Haus. I mean it has literal ghosts, the emf is probably off the radar. But eventually they realise the thing they came for isnât there.
Lardo, Jack, and Castiel somehow become friends. Castiel probably walks in on them watching a history documentary and points out an error and then they get into a conversation. I donât care how it happens I just want them to be friends.
Anyway, the Winchesters and Cas are all set to leave and continue the search. However, they werenât counting on being invited to stay for pieÂ
âNow where would my manners be if I didnât give you nice pest control men some pie after you did all that work for nothing.â
Dean, of course, canât resist a good pie, and this one smells particularly good.Â
When he first tastes it he can literally say itâs better than heaven. Itâs a bit hard to turn on the Winchester charm while your mouth is full of pie, but Dean tries his best.Â
Bitty blushes and serves him another two slices, telling him how nice it is to have someone who appreciates his pie that much (the team meanwhile shouts in the background that of course they appreciate Bitty and his pies).
Dean whispers to Sam that Bitty is clearly some sort of benevolent pie spirit and they should probably take him with them, for safety or something.
Sam, meanwhile, is being complimented on his flow by Shitty, and is enjoying being around so many people who are the same height as him.
Castiel says that they should really be looking for the thing that brought them here, and so the three leave the Haus and keep searching.
Of course, it turns out that the monster was actually a LAX bro all along. The smh team somehow get involved and find out about the supernatural.Â
Shitty maintains he is not one bit surprised that half the LAX team are some sort of supernatural creatures, though most are pretty benign. Turns out the Winchesters had encountered two of the werewolves and their human friend on the team when they were in high school.
Small world.
