The Ben Collins

You know of a cure?

Sadly, no. I haven't discovered one yet, but if I do I'll make sure I tell you.

Yea.. You can come if you’d like..

So how- how have you been?

Homesick.

I know how you feel, man. I'm missing home as well.

Someone come drink with me so I’m not drinking alone..

Um... I know we haven't really talked since um... yeah but do you mind if I join you?

For it being Sunday.. I’m in a bit of a crappy mood.

What's wrong? I'm sorry that was a bit rude. Do you want to talk about it?

Huh… unfortunately I’m not the funniest dude around so I’m not sure how to help… Any idea what’s got you blocked? Maybe I can help with that instead.

Well there's this girl and well.. I thought she was interested in me but now I'm not so sure..

Well what kinda stuff do you do?

I usually do comedic skits but I have no creativity lately.

In hiding

Oh well that sounds quite fun, did you have lots of junk food? No hideout is complete without junk food.

Thanks

No problem,man. 

So my doctor says I’m not allowed to party, but I want to party, so I’m going to party.

Why aren't you allowed to party?

I may or may not be back…

Well welcome back, I think

I’m so sorry Ben…

No, it's okay... like I said, I get it.