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You laugh at Lilia is Riddle's dad headcanon, but I will add it to my fic and make the crack HC the funniest/most serious thing and it wouldn't even be the main plot point :3
HONESTLYYYY. I'm always the kind of person to be like "haha funny- ah wait shit im invested" so GJHKLQHEKWT
Unlike previous anon I do not see the asim family as a close knit polycule unfortunately more like the messiest season of the bachelor all in one palace
I mean I'm sure some of the wives have things going on with each other and they care for the children to their faces but if you aren't theirs and they want their child to have that power? Paying off a servant to poison your child's meal isn't off the menu
We don't get enough of a look into the dark messiness of twst which makes sense but could be so utilized in fan spaces I mean we have a freaking war veteran and he's just unaffected???
Nah make it messy
HEEELPPP . HONESTLY NGL YEAH FAIR. they have already mentioned that like. Kalim HAS been poisoned by relatives iirc so-
Is it just me or Riddle has a different eye color on his ob form
His eyes are gray(?) normally but his eyes were red in ob
When my eyes turn red... RUN 👿👿
OH WAIT YEAH. HELPHDHFHHD riddle you would love shadow the hedgehog-
Is either Kalim's other siblings are adopted,or the father is Zeus of Twst bro😭
I fear for Kalim’s mom 😭please. give her a break. oh my god. I'm guessing (hoping????) there's multiple women bc otherwise?? scary. terrifying. haunting.

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One of my favorite joke headcanons is that Lilia is Riddle’s dad (funnier when Lilia does not realize this)
Me and my friends joke that the OB accidentally triggered the Fae genes
YEAH. YEAH. I LOVE THAT HC ITS SO FUNNYHDHJDHHDJHDHHD
Also omg JDHJDHFHJFHHDHDHDH HELPP. that could be so peak
watch me slime out both the asim's and the viper's because how are they just so okay with these CHILDREN dying, like kalim's whole aversion to curry??? Jamil could have died and I bet if he hadn't been as obsessive over Jamil as he was (read: stalking him through the security cameras as a kid) Jamil wouldn't have gotten the proper treatment necessary and would have died because while he and kalim are replaceable Jamil is also expendable.
LITERALLY SO TRUE. i'm stealing both of them and running away. my kids now (<- lilia behavior.)
but like. fr. the whole situation for BOTH of them absolutely suuuucks. i also wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason Kalim's latched on to Jamil as hard as he has is out of fear tbh. safety in numbers, right? If his friend's there with him, he'll be safer! (or yknow. so he thought)
Idk how many siblings kalim has exactly but he's always given me "raised by many moms" vibes so Ive just been picturing his parents as this close knit polycule
I try not to think about jamils parents 💢👁👁
well! he's said 30+! so. over 30! which. certainly is. a number. that . exists.
and yeah no we hate the viper parents here. send their asses to the lamp !!
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
all the robins!

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My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.
If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
A lot more than 4 of us are impressed
I wanna lick it
“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time
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I am in the mood for the Fluffy Bruce headcanons. Share your fluffy secrets with me. Heres my fluffy slightly angst headcanon:
I will die on the hill that Ace is the bestest boy and saved teenage Bruce from a bad alley fight during the barely-medicated and unhinged era, and Bruce carts the stray dog who helped him home, soaking wet from the rain, Bruce and Ace bloodied yet the winners of the fight. Alfred opens the door all exasperated, wondering why the bloody hell the child brought a dog home this time? Is that blood??
But Bruce is cleaning Ace up in the foyer and asking about a vet to check the dog out and they'll need dog food and a leash and all that, and Alfred observes Bruce seeming so...calm. Like all the anger and fire within have been sated for the moment. He looks at the dog being so protective of Bruce despite his injuries and...Alfred can't bring himself to say no. He does give the usual "this is your responsibility now, take care of him" talk most parents do with their kids and pets, and calls the number of a recommended vet clinic as Bruce dries Ace off from the rain and gives him his name.