FAKE DATING, WEDDING EDITION 💍 ↳scenarios and sentences for fake dates at a wedding. featuring quotes from various fake dating trope medias. this meme is nsfw.
"Will you fake date me for my [relationship]'s wedding?"
"of course i'll be your date... fake date, i mean."
"people aren't going to think we're actually together if you don't hold my hand."
"here, i got you some champagne."
"dance with me? we have to make it look real."
"people are going to catch on if you keep looking at me like you hate me."
"When I finally kiss you, there won’t be any doubt in your mind that it is real."
"It’s like you want me to beg. Is that something you’d enjoy? Me begging?"
"It might have started out fake, but my feelings for you are real."
"Can we start over? I want a do-over. A real date."
"Doesn’t this feel wrong to you? Lying to everyone? Acting like we’re this happy couple?"
"We ARE a happy couple. That's the story. I need you to believe it."
SCENARIOS.
[BOUQUET]: muse a catches the bouquet and goes to tell muse b
[DRUNK]: muse a gets drunk and muse b helps them back to their hotel
[SET UP]: muse a is getting set up with someone else and muse b comes to stake their claim
[HOOK UP]: the tension gets to be too much so muse a and muse b hook up in the bathroom during the reception
[RING]: muse a, inspired by the wedding, proposes to muse b when they get home
[DANCE]: muse a and muse b dance during the final song















