my name is jeff

Lucifer: [accepts chloe turning him down for sex despite never having been rejected before, and never pressures or shit-talks her for saying no to him]

Lucifer: [immediately jumps to the defence of a woman who killed her rapist]

Lucifer: [respects sex workers]

Lucifer: [stops when Linda tells him no when he tries to kiss her, even though he’s drunk off his ass]

Lucifer: [refuses to sleep with Chloe while she’s too drunk to consent even though he’s been trying to get her into bed for months]

Lucifer: [remembers every single person he sleeps with, makes sure they all have the best night of their lives with him & never kicks them out before morning]

Lucifer: [flings a dude through a wall for calling a murdered woman a ‘stupid bitch’]

Lucifer: [never uses his childhood abuse as an excuse for shitty behaviour, and always owns up and apologises when he’s out of line]

“Not All Men”

Show yourself! I’m no longer trembling.  Here I am I’ve come so far. You are the answer I’ve waited for, all of my life. Oh, show yourself! Let me see who you are. Show yourself! Step into your power. Grow yourself into something new. You are the one you’ve been waiting for, all of my life. Oh, show yourself.

^

#that was me before i watched the show tbh #its the reason i even started the show

# YES I DONT EVEN WATCH IT BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

#i may need to catch up on this show

#i dont even watch this show #but like i need to watch just for this ship

#OH HEYY THEY’RE DATING #im so glad and i don’t ever watch the shwo

#THIS IS ME #i stopped watched when they arrived at neverland #but jfc i want to start watching again just because of these two idiots

#my reaction to catching episodes of ouat at home #like who is this pirate and why is he so in love with emma swan and i need to catch up to see it happen

#like i don’t understand #i ship these two sO MUCH #and i’ve never heard them talk

# I AM THAT TAG # they’re so cute punch me in the face #captain swan #is that the name

#i don’t watch the show # but I SHIP IT SO MUCH

# i totally know; # i stopped watching mid season 2 or 3; # and captain swan brought me back

# actually i don’t watch the show anymore # and i don’t even know killian but man # they look so beautiful together # the chemistry man # wow

#the tags describe me #I don’t watch #but these two are super cute

#I started watching this show after seeing gifs of them #shipped that shit before ever seeing a full episode

#these two and i dont watch the show omg  

#this was me tho #i saw the i swear on emma swan gifset and i was like what the FUCK

#I literally shipped them long before I started watching the show and that was before season 3 even aired #Thanks tumblr #Much chemistry. Such true love. wow.

#i dont watch the show but fucking shit

#otp: my jolly sailor bold#captain swan#ouat#this is me too#i haven’t been watching this show BUT THIS SHIP I WANNA WATCH IT FOR THIS SHIP

 #i don’t even ship them but i ship them

 #okay i’m almost willing to catch up just for these two, #and that’s saying something

#My friend ships them despite never watching it

#i had stopped after season 1#but my roommate loves them and id seen them be really cute together in gifs#so i tried watching season 2 and was caught up in 5 days#i watched about 45 episodes in 5 days because of these fuckers

#i started ouat because of a gif of the neverland kiss#i was like HOT DAMN#knew absolutely nothing about the show#i was confused when Hook wasnt in S1#im like who the fuck is this graham and august and shit#get away

#i started the show bc of their gifset#i didn even know they were a ship and now they’re ruining my life

this is about to be the longest cs post ever but idc because everytime i check there’s more lol and i love it

#read captain swan fic before i even watched the damn show

#omg #otp #i started to watch the show bc i saw gifs of them and i shipped them before i even watched an episode xD #you just see them and know #im mean so much chemistry comeoooonnn

#i somehow stumbled onto a captain swan video on youtube #and my fucking HEART

# seriously considering watching it again just because these two # goddamn

#oh my fucking god i so thought i was the only one who shipped them and doesn’t watch thw show #BUT THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THESE TWO AND I ONLY SEE IT IN GIFS I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO SEE IT ON THE SHOW

#literally this is me #like what the fuck is ouat #idk but keep it going cuz damn son

and just in case the ones among you who didn’t watch don’t know what happened after…

she said YES