Too embarassing for main!!

i think i finally get what people mean when they talk about etho's bdubs voice, its like you can hear the unrestrained little smile he has

i like the way he seems to have different tones for everyone he talks to. deeper voice in front of gem, softer voice for doc, a tiny bit of smugness while talking to cleo. he's so cute i need to kill him

ongoing list - deep voice for xb as well

i think i finally get what people mean when they talk about etho's bdubs voice, its like you can hear the unrestrained little smile he has

i like the way he seems to have different tones for everyone he talks to. deeper voice in front of gem, softer voice for doc, a tiny bit of smugness while talking to cleo. he's so cute i need to kill him

That slurred "y'neededit?" was filthy. Not in front of the livestock, boys, please

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

on twitter they’re saying sexual content of a cc’s character when it’s against their boundaries is sexual harassment and the cc should sue fans for it. if anyone was wondering

All of this drama over an smp that isn’t even good

canon-accurate ethubs petplay where bdubs agrees to try it out and etho goes through a whole scene of like bringing home his new pet and bdubs is embarrassed and super turned on bc no matter how self-conscious he is he likes when etho's bossy. and etho's like okay now Wait Here. implying if bdubs is good he'll get a reward, so like maybe bdubs is into this whole deal. except etho leaves to go to the shopping district real quick and then doc stops him to pick his brain and complain abt shenanigans happening and so he has to take the long way home and remembers he didn't get the logs he'd gone for so he just uses his own farm anyway instead of risking another detour and anyway like four hours in he realizes he has basically done the equivalent of leaving bdubs alone in a hot car & bdubs hasn't even messaged him so he runs back and bdubs has faked his death with a little note that says something like "BdoubleO was killed by NEGLECT!!!" and etho can't help pointing out over chat that that is not even how the death message would work and also you can't die of starvation in four hours bdubs. and then it devolves into a convoluted game where bdubs is now pretending to be the ghost of his pets come to haunt him and frankly their attempts to talk through are SO BAD, like just really badly acted porn dialogue, with bdubs sticking to the Role Play and etho trying to make up for genuinely fucking up by powering thru this game of pretend so they can at least get off bc he was kind of looking forward to making time for sex given how busy/absent they both can be. they give it two more shots of etho being a bad "pet" owner before they give up and try it the other way

etho says oh fine let's see YOU do a better job, huh! and bdubs says what like you want me to treat you like... my parrot? (etho: you had a parrot?) no horses aren't the same etho, don't even pretend with me like that. unless you're wanting me to make you run laps. so i can die of dehydration, etho says, as revenge. oh my god do you want me to treat you like the little idiots downstairs, then? if you do this you can boss me around, etho says, super sly and not at all subtle. bdubs doesn't need a reason to but the thing is how is he supposed to pass it up when handed to him on a silver platter. it actually goes shockingly well for a while with bdubs giving simple commands wrapped in light praise/insults (maybe you can teach stupid!) but he has to make etho wait. as revenge you know. so he tells etho to sit or heel or lie down or something while he works and he does kind of get absorbed in it but he's good about checking and keeping etho in line of sight - because he is responsible unlike some people - and etho actually dozes off and starts snoring really really really softly and it is so unfathomably cute that bdubs can't even bring himself to wake etho up and he ends up falling asleep in his chair at his desk too. etho mocks him mercilessly when he wakes up first which completely ruins any chance at continuing the scene and they still don't have sex about it.