I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

its always "youre cute" and never "you have bewitched me body and soul and i love, love, love you."

do not underestimate therapeutic powers of pride and prejudice 2005 dir. joe wright

While we're all enjoying the real time collapse of Twitter and hopefully Elon Musk's power and influence, don't forget to make some time to point and laugh at his cryptobro fanboys who are also having a very bad time.

To lovely humans who were excluded from invitations, left behind when they tied their shoes, forced to walk in the grass when the sidewalk was full, spoken over when you tried to contribute, whispered about or laughed at, given side-eye when you tried to fit in…. you are so worthy of love.