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OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

my life is complete

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

rip gaypril of 20gayteen but welcome to the best of months: gay

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I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

You never realize how much of a hoarder you are until you start packing up to move

rly fucked up that serotonin is DLC

EA designed my brain

Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

I showed this to my bio professor and she cried