Old One

*A wild Chuck Norris appeared! He punched the old one in the face with the force of a hundred Cthulhus and then left satisfied.*

Hmm... nah. I'd solo.

creatures like us wouldn't hesitate to kill each other if we got in each other's way

Tell me a joke. It can be anything.

I give you a one-time out-of-context card. Go wild.

This is the FBI. You're under arrest for being a menace and threat to multiverses. Anything you say and do can and will be used against you in the omniversal court of law. Do note assaulting an FBI agent is considered a felony and will result in punishment by death from Father of Chaos Luka.

Even so, can you stop us?

*The Old One gets teleported from the Abyss back to the Void, now surrounded in the void by innumerable tiny Grey Balls all laughing and pointing at him.*

You know what, screw this. Have fun! *Teleports the Old One to the Abyss with the Outer Gods.*

Nah, I'd win. Father of Chaos can't kill us.