crashed out so hard i'm choosing to be abstemious.

Worst crime Armand ever committed was move Louis to Dubai and take away his gay spirit

#tiltedpelvissummer

Yess babes it's totally normal that you feel like throwing up everytime you think about your finals, don't even worry about it

The concept of Ethel Cain and Isaiah Abram potentially going to one of the first ever san jose sharks games in early 1991

Finally speaking my Will Smith (hockey) as Willoughby Tucker truth.

Yuna Hollander is Tashi Duncan in another universe.

As a kid I used to be scared cus i was whole heartedly convinced that my dad could read minds, turns out we're just both mad autistic

Seeing that someone liked my Tumblr post is the same vibe as selling something on vinted

Mourning the video rent shop my future kids are never gonna grow up with rn

The ven-diagram between Ethel Cain and Shakespeare is literally just romeo ('96) and Brutus.

Looking at jack abbot feels like jacking off

How high is the chance that scott hunter has a gardening reality tv show in California?

Reaching the next stage of performative by eating apples in public

Genuenly just sliced halfway through my finger cutting an apple what the fuck is wrong with me.