old men in shorts

in honor of the snowfall upon the vernal equinox, I present you this!

flabbergasted by melons

today was the day for the homemade necklace. #bling #oldmeninshorts

plastic bag of secrets #oldmeninshorts

you can run, but you can't hide...actually, you probably can't run either.

"there's snow in Italy. the world, it's all upside down. a topsy turvy world."

forget to set his clocks forward: busted out his greens on the wrong day #oldmeninshorts #soyesterday #saintpatricksday

just saw this #oldmeninshorts rip a blue shirt off a 10 year old boy then twirl it over his head while screaming "le Pádraig" over and over again. #happysaintpatricksday

that chalk bag, though #oldmeninshorts #climbrocks #fiveinfinity

playing chicken in the dark while riding a bicycle. #oldmeninshorts #oldschool

he mumbled something about it being imported. the beer or the shorts? #oldmeninshorts #Heineken

he never understood why people are always moving their arms around while walking.

voyeur at an idyll

compare and contrast: #oldmeninshorts to this strange piece of metal attached to the side of the road. go!

beneath an urban canopy with socks drawn taut

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