I'm a Mess

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

hey @ black mirror execs i know your season 5 was hot garbage so here’s some inspo for season 6

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

2 years expired today

2 years… 

I love him so much

The fact that that joke was rejected says a lot

tumblr is good because all the neurotypical people left like three years ago for twitter and we’re all that’s left. this site is neurodivergents only now, babey. if your brain functions normally get the fuck out 

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.

celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….

“Don’t remake movies like Beauty and the Beast in live action, remake unappreciated movies like Atlantis or Treasure Planet in live action” Can you imagine for a second what a green-screen CGI nightmare a live action Treasure Planet would be like. The cat lady wouldn’t even be hot.