Welcome To Paradise.

i caNT BREATHE

big dumbass energy

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

My name is Junie B. Jones. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11” but I just go by “B”

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

his full name is mr savour the flavour

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

I literally think about this post every day

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”