H-hewwo??

《 This is better. Thank you. 》

there we go

There’s birthday cakes on Halloween right?

《 Pink, no.》

wait… whats cake again ? I have only had experience with being on earth for two months so i don’t have much knowledge on stuff like this.

“Cakes are the things chickens make, I think”

Yeah they come out of eggs as small cakes called cup cakes, and grow up to be big cakes I think

《 No thats how humans are made Pink. Humans come from eggs right?》

I thought they come out of the dirt after it “rains”

Well if my beloved diamond ever taught me anything, it would be that we should research this topic!

I thought they grew on tree’s

That’s the earth currency that does that

Wait, so are trees sacrificed for Earth Currency???? Like a ritual or something?

Wait… rituals? Who are we summoning? who are we sacrificing.. is it a tree? If we are summoning something then I’m in!

Lemme do Some earth research again, maybe I’ll find something….. Ah okay there’s a thing where we make a star in the floor?

Yeah you nailed it! I dunno the next step this guide is incomplete

《 g uYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.》

We are gonna sacrifice a tree for earth currency. Get with the program red.

What can we buy for $20 though

SIGNAL BOOST!

SIGNAL BOOST THE FISH OUT OF THIS!

SIGNAL BOOST.

Oh FUCK she’s back. D: Guys, this isn’t a joke. Signal boost the shit out of this.

L

Holy fucking shit this is horrible

@galeofvalla

PEOPLE DO THIS

HOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOST!?!?!?!?

No one is dying!

OH NO ITS OKAY I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETY ATTACKS TODAY ANYWAY

…yup. This is exactly what one should wake up to.

Yo, I want everyone to see this, but if it triggers harmful stuff, don’t be scared to request for me to tag anythin’ at all

stay safe humans

You all be careful with the info you give out online! -modphire

BE CAREFUL, MY LGBTQA+ CHILDES :3

THE CARNELIAN ARMY WILL PROTECT YOU ALL

Boost

@mttbrand-official @mini-laffytaffy @unofficial-baskin-robbins-fuck @barbecue-lays @beefjerkynon-official @hello-panda-unofficial @snocapsunofficial @glade-unofficial @unofficial-snyders @klondike-bar-unofficial @jolly-rancher-unofficial @red-vines-unofficial @beefjerkynon-official @brusslesproutsofficial @macaron-unofficial-account SIGNAL BOOST I REPEAT SIGNAL BOOST

@grayscaleeternity @momododosupergay @thenameisnym @fantismal @writing-prompt-s @whats-your-name-man @exadorlion @evanhamsen @emotional-wrek @rockpapercynic @theartofanimation @theodd1sout @your-obedient-author @incorrect-hamilton-quotes @icarus-descends @incorrecthamiltonquotess @ozumiiwizard @pixlpit @animalproblems @adorkablemarkandjack @slimetony @dennys @diary-of-a-chinese-kid @dailyhamilton @floatingmegane-san @cymfh @cartoonpolitics @feeltheaaronburn @galactibun @hamilton-lyrics @hamiltonthemusical @jewdolph @jamilton-trash @konoira @k0ntaminated @lordminion @lin-hamuel @lizclimo @zoella @veykun @victimsofcomics @badlydrawnhamliton @best-of-lin-manuel @best-shower-thoughts @not-throwing-away-my-shot @nailsyall @newtsckamander @marksandrec @midnigtartist @markimoo @evil-weasel @itsjustwhale  I don’t even know half these people these are just blogs I know support this LGBTQ+

The fact this doesn’t surprise me…Doesn’t surprise me. Anyway, just a warning for my followers.

Holy shit this is scary, be careful guys!

((BE CAREFUL GUYS))

PLEASE be safe everyone!! My blog is a safe space,so if you need someone to talk to,I am here!!

Nooooonono I’m really really scared nowwww

WOA–

wH-

This is horrible…what sick and twisted mind would have the audacity to do this?…

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It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

Also if a kid decides to grab something of yours, you are required to play a dramatic game of tug-of-war with them. Spolier alert, they win everytime,