think less

//yes yes yes yes yes. just...all of this. i'm actually the friend that was told he wanted to fuck me. and i would prove it, but i answered all the questions privately, so he has those. but it was just severely awkward. it doesn't matter what your motive is, it's a bit strange to be told by a virtual stranger (whether or not it's an anon) that they want to fuck you. just, no. don't.

"Hello! You look like a dear friend of mine." Pam paused as she took in a breath. "But you smell like a time vortex. Which is a bit odd. You wouldn't happen to know a Time Lord, would you?"

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Drop a ◊ in my inbox and I'll tell you my reaction if you were in my bed,waiting for me.

((GO.))

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