this is probably my favorite piece of fanart of all time. they genuinely look so joyful and it fills my heart with happiness. source MikeJEddyNSGamer89 on deviantart
Life Grips

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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this is probably my favorite piece of fanart of all time. they genuinely look so joyful and it fills my heart with happiness. source MikeJEddyNSGamer89 on deviantart
Life Grips

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Chewing cold clay like gum, blowing bubbles with it, trying to look nonchalant, but flinching whenever one bursts.
I still think this is the only good Reddit post ever made
(Scolopendra subspinipes)
a selection of beasts i resonate w this week

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they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol
animals that dig into the ground and kick up clouds of dirt as they move to choke out small predators and prevent them from attacking, the animals leaving behind small trenches in the ground and plants specializing to live exclusively in these trenches, the animals getting swarmed by predators during strong winds when they can't hold up their dirt clouds and the plants evolving to alert the animals to bad weather by changing color so they dig more trenches
hey guys the rats are gnawing on my cock again

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Gnawing at my door obsessively as a way to treat myself to a self-destructive project in isolation, only to complete it and see the beams of the morning sun cast through the same holes I've created, so I try to pass it off as a bit. Curling up on the floor and batting my eyelashes. Saying "I'm just a little badger boy" still to no one. Taking a selfie and sending it to my dad with the caption "Real Badger Hours." Waking up in the morning and trying to explain that two ghosts stole my phone and were playing keepaway throwing it back and forth over my head and wouldn't stop until I agreed to stage that photo. Trying to prove it by bribing my coworkers to put on Halloween masks and throw shoes at me, but I forget to add context and now I've just also sent a bizarre video of my coworkers harassing me. Explaining that in 2014 I made a pact with a reverse genie where I granted him a wish (2 30 mg ir Adderall) and in exchange he would flip a coin and decide to either bless or curse me at an undisclosed point in the future. Trying to prove that happened by painting my partner's cat blue, before realizing that a reverse genie would probably be a different color and breaking down crying because I spent the last of my money until my next paycheck on blue paint and I try to turn it green by peeing in it but I slip and the blue paint gets all over my butt and ass and cheeks and I start sliding down the stairs and it transitions into the sonic adventure two level where he's grinding on a bunch of rails in space but it's just the apartment lobby and then the janitor wakes up and asks me why I'm on the floor naked covered in blue paint and I try to explain that it's a sonic cosplay but he points out that I don't have shoes on and also I haven't clipped my toenails and I'm real embarassed so I try to run away but my toenail catches in the carpet and I get stuck in the Mario 64 Speedrun pose where he's backwards long jumping up the stairs but my head keeps hitting against the drywall really fast until I clip partially through it but I'm stuck Gmod ragdolling halfway stuck in the wall and then they put traffic cones around me and turn the apartment into a modern circus display where people can come and see me thrashing with my pathing programming stuck in the wall. Everyone else in the apartment gets kicked out so they can add a food court and I start trying to bang my leg against the banister in Morse code to try and say I'm sorry for gentrifying east campus, but since I don't know Morse code I accidentally spelled out the exact transcript of a Ben Shapiro video so my leg gets cancelled and then the wall I'm stuck on gets booked on tucker carlson and then i
At this point I'm dead from the cerebral drywall trauma but my limbs are still vibrating. The wall I've been stuck in has been removed from the building and purchased by the Qanon guy with the big bird, who has me welded to the side of his camper van. He drives around to rallies using me to perform faith healing demonstrations. Generally the healing involves breaking momentum mechanics when my mach speed vibrating heel hits them and causes them to perpetually spin in circles. Qanon quickly loses cultural relevance being superceded by a beyblade "spinning top" style religion. It still maintains hints of it's Qanon roots through the assurance that the ghost of JFK Jr. is actually what creates the spinning effect. The religion gains major political and social power before being overthrown by a splinter group who follows the old texts which clearly state that I'm more of a spinning bottom than a spinning top. My spirit descends from Disneyland to say "I can go both ways" but is quickly banished by the splinter group's leader saying "nuh uh!" quickly followed by "gay guy says what." They use this event as both a reference to their divinity as well as their triumph over divinity. The U.N. tries to hold off against them for 3 decades. Just when things look bleakest, and every U.N. member except their eSports teams have been murdered and the rest of them sent into hiding. Faze_GinsbergxKissinger024 is captured by the Gheyblades, and suddenly assassinates their leader. He's being interrogated and is asked "do you work for the U.N.?" And he says "Yeah I know all about the U.N., You 'n this dick!" and they all turn to ash
Gnawing at my door obsessively as a way to treat myself to a self-destructive project in isolation, only to complete it and see the beams of the morning sun cast through the same holes I've created, so I try to pass it off as a bit. Curling up on the floor and batting my eyelashes. Saying "I'm just a little badger boy" still to no one. Taking a selfie and sending it to my dad with the caption "Real Badger Hours." Waking up in the morning and trying to explain that two ghosts stole my phone and were playing keepaway throwing it back and forth over my head and wouldn't stop until I agreed to stage that photo. Trying to prove it by bribing my coworkers to put on Halloween masks and throw shoes at me, but I forget to add context and now I've just also sent a bizarre video of my coworkers harassing me. Explaining that in 2014 I made a pact with a reverse genie where I granted him a wish (2 30 mg ir Adderall) and in exchange he would flip a coin and decide to either bless or curse me at an undisclosed point in the future. Trying to prove that happened by painting my partner's cat blue, before realizing that a reverse genie would probably be a different color and breaking down crying because I spent the last of my money until my next paycheck on blue paint and I try to turn it green by peeing in it but I slip and the blue paint gets all over my butt and ass and cheeks and I start sliding down the stairs and it transitions into the sonic adventure two level where he's grinding on a bunch of rails in space but it's just the apartment lobby and then the janitor wakes up and asks me why I'm on the floor naked covered in blue paint and I try to explain that it's a sonic cosplay but he points out that I don't have shoes on and also I haven't clipped my toenails and I'm real embarassed so I try to run away but my toenail catches in the carpet and I get stuck in the Mario 64 Speedrun pose where he's backwards long jumping up the stairs but my head keeps hitting against the drywall really fast until I clip partially through it but I'm stuck Gmod ragdolling halfway stuck in the wall and then they put traffic cones around me and turn the apartment into a modern circus display where people can come and see me thrashing with my pathing programming stuck in the wall. Everyone else in the apartment gets kicked out so they can add a food court and I start trying to bang my leg against the banister in Morse code to try and say I'm sorry for gentrifying east campus, but since I don't know Morse code I accidentally spelled out the exact transcript of a Ben Shapiro video so my leg gets cancelled and then the wall I'm stuck on gets booked on tucker carlson and then i
So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real
Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Castro with Treudeau’s parents
holding Justin’s older brother as a baby
Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples
See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue
1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.
Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.
The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*
Fidel Castro’s Nipples
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Apparently the nipples thing is because “white people don’t have brown nipples”. Um. Sounds like SOMEONE needs to go to the beach.
Tumblr has revoked my white card because of my nipples of colour
Tumblr has revoked
my white card because of my
nipples of colour
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I’m so glad you’re back little dude
'nother account now
Used to draw, hard to admit that I “used” to draw, Portraiture in a human form, doodle of a two-headed unicorn, It was soothing, moving his arm in a fusion of man made tools and a muse from beyond, even if it went beautifully wrong, It was tangible truth for a youth who refused to belong. No-name nuisance, stools in a bedroom, Oozed in a brand new cuneiform, barely commune with the horde, Got a whole gray scale ungluing his world, might zone out to the yap of the magpie, unseen hand dragging his graphite, Cross-contour, little bit of backlight, black ink after a Bristol to baptize, As you can imagine a rush that ensue, when you get three dimensions stuffed into two, Then it’s off to a school where it’s all that you do, being trained and observed by a capable few, Back in New York, five peeps and a dog, in a two bedroom doing menial jobs, Plus, rhyming and stealing and being a clod, distractions free to maraud, I left some years a deer in the light, I left some will to spirit away, I let my fears materialize, I let my skills deteriorate, Haunted by the thought of what I should have been continuing, a mission that was rooted in a twenty year affinity, and rickety condition with an ID crisis, nap on the front lawn, look up at the sky, it’s.. Shapes falling out of the fringe, All heart, though we would’ve made cowardly kings, They will chop you down just to count your rings, just to count your rings, just to count your rings, And there they were, Colors pouring out of the fringe, All heart, thought we would’ve made cowardly kings, They will chop you down just to count your rings, just to count your rings, Used to paint, hard to admit that I “used” to paint, Natural light on a human face, stenciled fire on his roommates bass, It was blooming addiction, a miss and a push and a pigment, Book like a tattooed pigskin, look Pinhead kids intermittent, Drank Kook-Aid from a tube of acrylic, and I grew up in a linseed oil over linen, Joy to the poison, voice in the resin, Capture a map of the gesture, back it up, at a little accurate fat to the figure, redo that, move that inwards, Zinc-white lightning shoots from his fingers, studios drone with allusions of tinctures, stay tuned for the spooky adventures, You can imagine the stars that align, when a forearm starts foreshortening right, or a torso hung on a warping spine, of proportion reads as warm and alive, Routine dat with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched, then two, then three, then a month, Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up, I left some seasons eager to fall, I left some work to bury alive, I let my means of being dissolve, I let my person curl up and die, Eating up his innards and unfeasible anxiety is brutally committed to relinquishing his privacy aligning with the trials of anti-Midas, Nap on the back lawn, look up at the sky, it’s…

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I always wanted to die clean and pretty but I’d be too busy on working days so I am relieved that the turbulence wasn’t forecasted I couldn’t have changed anywaysÂ
we nearly drowned for such a silly thing