Only the Finest Borks

Hi my name is Gus'terban Floofernoggin and I have fluffy white fur (that's how I got my name) with lots aof ruffles and smooth mid-back and warm brown eyes like soggy mud tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lucy (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a dog but my teeth are yellow and pointy. I have pale pink skin. I'm also a baron, and I go to a magic castle called langfordshirewichtown in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a pyrenees (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly nothing. I love petsmart and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black collar with matching tags around it and nothing else. Find my writing at https://www.tumblr.com/in-which!