Moonbathing.

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

“Let’s fuckin’ bomb the city.” Dom suggested. He grinned and sipped at his Starbucks while still looking classically handsome. Andy shook her head, “Nah, we did that yesterday.” She thought for a moment before piping up, “Let’s go annoy Daniel or Eric!” Dom shook his head and frowned, “We did that on Saturday.” Andy deflated visibly and crossed her arms over her chest. She pondered their plans for a moment longer before crossing the room and closing the space between them. “Let’s have angry sex.” Dom shrugged and grinned, “Why the hell not?”

*FIVE HOURS LATER*

“Let’s go photocopy our butts and put around in your firm’s office!” Andy suggested. Dom’s jaw dropped as his hands flew up to his mouth, “OMG!” They highfived each other and went to share their anuses with the world. 

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

Jack was hovering over Andy, his eyes narrowed at hers in a dangerously wicked way. Andy liked it. She ran her tongue over her lips and grabbed at Jack’s overalls--wait--he was wearing overalls? Jack lifted his straw hat and said with a slight southern twang, “I’ve got an exceptionally large bean stalk in ma pants, miss. Care to climb it?” Andy blinked. What the fuck is this hillbilly talking about? And then she looked down. Jack had a bulge the size of texas in his trousers. She laughed (well cackled more like) and nodded excitedly, “Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a hot little hunk.”

〰 our muses are at the beach together

“Remind me again why I’m here?” Andy asked, shielding her eyes from the merciless sun above. Jack simply released a chuckle and gestured to her skin alabaster milky skin that was exposed due to her wearing a skimpy bikini, “Well, you’re looking a little pale, Andy. I was hoping we could remedy that.” Andy rolled her eyes and smacked the man with her floppy hat, “I’m a Vampire you shmuck.” He only laughed harder at her light smack as they made their way to a spot on the beach Jack was eyeing. 

Finally, they settled down their things in the sand and Andy watched as Jack flipped open their chairs. “Why can’t I go topless?” Andy asked, digging her toes into the hot sand. “Because.” Jack answered simply and slipped off his shirt and trousers to reveal swimming trunks and a toned torso. Andromeda couldn’t help but smirk appreciatively at Jack’s abs. She reached into her bag and revealed a bottle of sunscreen and handed it to Jack. “What’s this?” He asked incredulously. “SPF 60.” Andy answered. Jack shook his head and clicked his tongue disapprovingly, “No, no, no, you need tanning lotion.” Andy pulled the strings to her bikkini top and revealed her back, “What I need is not to burst into flames. ‘Kay? Now rub it or screw off.” She gestured to her back. 

✑ my muses daily routine

Andy’s eyes don’t flutter open when she wakes, they pop open, as if she’d risen straight out of a nightmare. 

She drags her ass out of bed at 6:01 precisely to go out and feed before any other Vamps tread into her hunting territory--unless she’s playing hooky with some lover from the previous night--then she allows herself to sleep in until 12:03. 

She doesn’t eat much human food. Most of the time, Andromeda will skip breakfast and lunch and dinner and stick to her feedings at dawn. But on the rare occasion she did eat, she ate breakfast (bacon, eggs, sausages, hashbrowns and/or pancakes). 

By noon she was at the clinic, inspecting dogs and cats and the occasional canary. When Andy spotted a suffering animal, she’d kill it swiftly and snack on the carcass, always ensuring the animal received a quick death. 

At dusk, she was at the local strip club, raining dollar bills at her favourite strippers and sometimes joining them on the polls. 

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

? my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊ a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids