Okay Lauren

People who claim ‘their body is a temple’ fail to realize temples are popular tourist attractions.

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

They say a gun cant kill someone itself. Well. Neither can e.coli infected romaine lettuce, but instead of encouraging increased consumption, they removed the lettuce from society and the company responsible ended their harvest.

so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward

the more i annoy u the more i love u

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Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

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If vegeance is sweet , and revenge is a dish best served cold. Then we are talking about ice cream .