ominous toad

*scribbling incoherent ramblings in my note app*

WHERE IS SHE!?!??! Where is my search tab tumblr what have you done to her return her IMMEDIATELY!!

using the nuclear fusion generator to turn my friends into pretty rocks

using the nuclear fusion generator to turn my friends into pretty rocks

So mad my kid self exhausted every day dream narrative now all I got are reruns

(walks into your brain) damn girl it smells like impending doom in here

he thinks I’m bad at coding BUT could someone whose bad at coding make a program that calculates text response time and length throughout our relationship to prove that he in fact is losing feeling and doesn’t care anymore

what if we were two geologist and went on a date (licked every rock we see)

*opens my chest cavity to show the small frog controlling me*

i told him I was sick and he didn’t speed to my bed side like I was a sickly victorian child. love is bogus