swag

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

i don’t even know how to render or color “properly” i take my brush and attempt some bullshiiiiit. and it works sometimes

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

I-it can't be! I've been jerking off her afterimage this whole time?? Just how fast is she??

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea