Cant Wait To Be Eaten By Moss

Just found a song I’ve been vaguely humming to myself for the last month. Who even needs drugs when life alone offers such heights of ecstasy

Dear diary, today I was out foxed by a child. My ego is at an all time low

I don’t know what it is about my sweet little face that makes people open up to me. I’ve had like five conversations with you why are you telling me about your parent’s divorce? I 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 met you how are we having a conversation about growing up religious? You are volunteering information that I would never let see the light of day

So sick of brainstorming a really cool concept, building off of existing fiction in a direction that is heart wrenching and beautiful and perfect. Then going to look for a playlist that matches the vibe and all of these people have the shittiest possible take on it.

Stacking luggage in the optimal configuration is enrichment for older men

Dude what was teenage me drinking??? I just wore the shoes I used to use for waitressing. 7 hours a day, on my feet the entire time, and my feet would be sore for an hour or two and recover. I just wore them on an island tour? I walked for maybe 4 combined hours, spread out between lots of sitting, and I feel like I’ve permanently injured something. This is ridiculous. What is going on. Who was she??

I’m not depressed I just-(lists multiple symptoms of depression)

Love when I pull a move so egregious multiple of my joints crack simultaneously

Never mind saving the world. I want to see the adventures of Damien ‘Vegetarian’ Wayne and Jon ‘Farm-boy’ Kent

MERLIN JUST VAPORIZED TWO PEOPLE?????

Modern day rappers are bringing back the age old tradition of ruining a perfect perfect beautiful angelic song with a dog sh*t rap

Screaming, crying, throwing up, on my knees, sliding down the wal—

Moooooooom! Grandmas saying things that would get her canceled again!!!

Every experience I have in a public place is just a guessing game of ‘are these the worst people to ever exist or am I just in a bad mood?’

Evil college WiFi trying to keep me from my RoFan. Not today satan