Shades McMuffin

That deer was solid af last year in the college ranks.

did you know that @dugglexx can bball with the best of them?

NO!!!!!!!!

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war

Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it?

it DEFINITELY gets faster.

Cool story: your brain takes so much longer to process this the first time you watch it, but as you continue watching it, your memory retains more and more of the scene. Thus, your brain can process it quicker and knows what to expect.

I’m reblogging this because that comment made me think

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

they were makin their way downtown

not walking fast enough

omg

I have no self of steam

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals